Showing posts with label handbook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label handbook. Show all posts

Sunday, September 2, 2007

The Handbook, Part 2

As we all know guys are not the only ones who need help when it comes to dating. Sometimes us ladies could use some lessons.

The Handbook
Volume 2: How Not to Date, Ladies Edition

Chapter 1: Be a Lady at All Times
Are you really wearing that?

Chapter 2: Someone Has to Be in Charge
Why "whatever you like" is never a sufficient answer.

Chapter 3: Your Date Shouldn't be Afraid of You
Being an independent woman isn't the same thing as being a bully.

Chapter 4: Your cue that the date is over
"Yeah, I was just telling my girlfriend and/or wife..."

Chapter 5: Do Not Break Your Own Rules
If you can't follow them, he never will.


If you missed the first installment of The Handbook, take a look at it here.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The Handbook

As suggested by Angela (shout out to all my folks in Harlem) I've formulated the table of contents for the handbook that might be necessary for some of the men we have had the misfortune to date.
Volume I: How Not to Date
Chapter 1: You Want to do What?!
Appropriate and Inappropriate things to say and do

Chapter 2: Really?
Stop talking WAY before you sound like a d-bag.

Chapter 3: Wait, who's paying for this little excursion tonight?
How to get Her to Respect You after She finds out You Do Not Have a Job.

Chapter 4: How do I say this nicely?
When to cut your loses and take her home.

Chapter 5: Dude, you just threw-up on me.
Don't go for the wasted look, it doesn't look good on you.


...more to come...