How about a Play Date?

A play date? As opposed to a real date? "No", he says. "I think it would be cool if our kids..." Okay, TIME OUT - TECHNICAL FOUL, buddy, TECHNICAL FOUL! What makes it okay for our kids to get together if we haven't even been in the same place together for more than 3 hours. And no, you can't count the time it took to drive to the restaurant and drive me home. So here's what I say to the play date. Unless you are talking about us having a dress rehearsal for our date (which incidentally, I highly suggest), then I'm going to have to T you up and ask you to leave the game.